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Dear IT Support,

RE: HELP ME TO DECIDE~

I dont have Boyfriend 5.0, so can I just install Husband 2.0 [new upgraded version]? And how I wish to get free guide installation on Child Beta V3.10?

Recently, I download Mama_Demanding_For_Me_to_Married game and I played for once. Now, I hate the game and want to remove it, but it won't allow me to remove the software unless I install Agree_To_Married software which I dont think the software will benefit my Brain_System and Satisfaction application. What should I do?

Anyway, I'm planning to buy a new operating system called Running_From_Home. What do you think? LOL

Sincerely Sewel,

Fiero aka BYK O_o

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Dear hafizah,

A very dangerous software u install here, i must say. As most of us know, Child beta v3.10 comes free with Husband 2.0, though there were said a crack version whereby you can install it by using Boyfriend 5.0; which we strongly oppose it.After expiry date of 9 month, ur os will be infected by humiliation virus and life_suffer extended version.

If u may, we can recommend u to lower OS and wedding_gift application requirement to at least a sustainable and fair number; say about 2k - 4k.this is to avoid any complication issues after boyfriend 5.0 upgraded to husband, in terms of memory hogging etc.

gonna resign soon,
Peon.

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Dear miss,

I think IT people are not good with this type of version! hahaha..

xxx,

Tinie

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Dear miss hafizah,

Child Beta V3.10 is a complimentary, comes with husband 2.0. i already installed the apllication and it is run so well so far. don't forget to try....

xxx,

Mas

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Dear IT Supports,

Thanks for the reply and advice. I will consider it but not promise to try it immediately because I'm happy with the anti-virus called Single which I never thought could save my Brain system from crash.

Anyway, just in case I or maybe my friends want to try Boyfriend 5.0, where could we get the software from?

Thanks for helping.

Sincerely not desperate,

Fiero aka BYK O_o

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Dear miss hafizah,

Boyfriend 5.0....hurm...cari kat lowyat! ngah3

xxx,

Mas

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Dear hafizah,

in IT, there's a term we called it software life cycle, and so does your anti-virus; its time will end eventually. u cannot stick with ur antivirus forever due to its nature, it will not fit with alot of ...software, like family v4.3, jiran2 and masyarakat spesel edition 6.5.7, to name a few.

to cut short, u can also get the software from me.. im one of the distributor.. i have 3 copies left.. lolololololzz.

gonna resign soon,
Peon.

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Dear Peon,

yo mr aidi-czar. i can see you are well of the distributor.. i think you just apply software wife.new 1.0 ... Please do not install another 3 version.. I guess wife.new 1.0 will be the best virus to destroy your OS.. wahahaha..

xxx,

Tinie

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Dear Tinie,

r u suggesting we need to install them separately without them knowing they were installed on the same OS? :p

gonna resign soon,
Peon.

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Dear Madam Mastura,

Where got lowyat? haiyoo~ I want original one, dont want pirated.. LOL

sincerely xxx,

Fiero aka BYK O_o

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Dear Mr Peon,

Enough of having one Wife.new 1.0. More is trouble. No need to installed more than once, they all having the same function. Just upgrade them online. [sape IT support skang ni?]

Btw, thanks for offering me Boyfriend 5.0. I will contact you soon if there are no new version release by next 2 years.

p.s: hoping for Boyfriend 6.0 with crack version + free child beta V3.10 will release soon..

sincerely xxx,

Fiero aka BYK O_o

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Dear Miss Tinot,

Jom jalan2 carik CD original Boyfriend 6.0 jom~ LOL

sincerely xxx,

Fiero aka BYK O_o

OMG

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"Cantik pula baju kurung orang tu", kata aku dalam hati.

Serius cantik dari pandangan mata aku. Walaupun jauh tapi dapat aku nampak baju kurung yang cantik tu.

"Apsal kaku je orang tu?", kata aku dalam hati lagi.

Semakin dekat kereta aku dengan tempat kejadian, baru aku sedar...

"Astaghfirullah Al Azim~", istifar panjang aku.

Bukan orang.