Tuesday, June 24, 2008

The Appreantice

I played this game...



I already beat all the others contestants...
Finale between me and Lee...




At the end...





Yeah, Trump hired me~~
This is a wonderful game
for a person like me [penggagur]

Monday, June 23, 2008

Today satisfaction...

23 June 2008

This post xleh nk speaking english bcoz post kali ini berkaitan ngn perasaan geram dan puas hati. kalu tulis english xpuas, kena tulis dalam melayu baru leh expressss feeling tu. ahahahah

so nak dijadikan citer, tadi aku amik adik aku balik skolah. pastu b4 kuar ke tu, aku berhenti ar tgk keta kiri kanan. Pastu ade keta belakang aku TOYOTA AVANZA~ [dia ingat keta dia besar, dia hebat la tu]...siap hon aku, marah la konon sbb aku lembappp. Pastu bila aku jalan, aku sengaja bawak slow tahap gaban. saje nk biar dia potong, dan seperti yg dijangka. dia potong keta aku, dan siap pandang dgn muka yg ala cam marah tu [driver tu adalah pompuan]. pastu dia bawak laju, tekan minyak giler. bodoh ke ape???!! jalan sekolah dol~ banyak bendul, bawak laju2 pun kena brek gak. buat rosak keta jek. kalu dh budussss tu budusss gak. setakat keta AVANZA dh nk berlagak. last2 kt depan sekolah tu kena benti gak sbb traffic light merah. wakakkakaka. [gelak sakan aku time ni]..pastu mak suh aku highlight. aku bagik triple highlight kt dia. Pak kal jek jalan tu satu lane, kalu ade dua lane, aku dh benti sebelah dia pastu pandang dia balik. pastu dia cam dh xsabar nk gerak [tunggu lampu hijau]...dan2 lampu hijau, VROOOMMM~~ pecut la sgt...tau2 je la jalan kt serdang tu, teruk n sempit..ape la yg dia nk laju sgt..pastu depan nk masuk UPM tu ade traffic light kena benti gak...wakakkakka..padan muke ko AVANZA manggang [sori la sape2 yg ade AVANZA ]...pastu sampai kt highway tu, dia stuck kt belakang lori lembapp...aku dr belakang laju n pecuttt~~~ [amik ko, dia xkenal ngn sape dia terHON td]...sampai pecut kt keta dia, pastu aku bg HON yg teramat stylo kt PONNNN~~ dan aku berlalu laju meninggalkan avanza yg berlagak dan akhirnya terstuck belakang lori lembap...wakkakakka...

My Feeling:

At first - SANGAT GERAMMMM TAK TERKATA~




At the END - WAH PUAS HATI GILER~

Friday, June 20, 2008

Wanna Hear My Story?

Do u ever believe in curse?
hurm...
Let me tell u my story...

I dont believe in curse and until now I still hold my believed. But something just happen to me that make me wonder. Isit curse? or its just a challenge God gave me? I dont know why it is so hard for me to get a job after i reject Westports and Emerio...Seem like i dont put any efforts. All this while, i apply for so many job vacancy. But its just no used. I dont know whats wrong. Its look like I meet all of their requirement. But when i see the status, unsuccessful? whats wrong? I know there must be something goes wrong somewhere. Well, Westports is such a big, wellknown and establish company. So, its not possible if....[u know what i mean]. Hurt + Happy when i heard my friend already got a job and already start their working life. Its HURT~!! Why am i hurt? because thats make me feel like a loser. Dont u feel the same? I hide my crying face but my heart do crying like hell. Do i looks lazy? Hurm...Tuhan lebih mengetahuinya~~

My feeling : I FEEL LIKE A...


My heart : CRYING INSIDE...


I JUST WANT TO...


BUT NOW, I'M OK LEDI~~

The Abstract of the glowing rose...



Helps apip wif his homework...
have to drawn the rose...
seem it as a comot work..
tp bile pandang lame2...
seem like abstract work
and unique...~~
ahhahah

Monday, June 16, 2008

The Northy Puyu

This is the story about 3 ekor puyu..
named
Poyo, Piyi and Peye...
which lived in a big nice decorated bowl
at sg ramal dalam...



are they happy?

no one knows~

let see what are life meant for them...



Poyo was not satified with its life...

so one day...

Poyo decide to search for freedom...

Poyo will jump out from the bowl...

and hope to find any freedom out there...





Poyo feel harder to breath...

Poyo tried to jump and jump...

but no freedom to be found..

at last~





the "terkejut beruk" guy,

put Poyo back into the bowl..



Peye yg mendengar Poyo's story,

thinks that it can find the freedom...

so Peye decide to jump~




setelah Peye sampai ke sasaran nye...

dia dapati freedom nye bukan la disitu...

tp dia tidak terdaya tuk berpatah semula..

dan malang sekali...

there are no "terkejut beruk" guy,

that should help Peye...

so that's the end of Peye life~




Peye died in kekejungan..

diratapi semut hitam dan labah2..

malang nasib si Peye...





Peye di beri penghormatan...

dia ditanam di dalam tanah...

bukan di campak ke dalam longkang~

Sementara itu,






Poyo tried to find for Peye..

but failed...

the "terkejut beruk" guy,

save Poyo from death...



Now both Poyo and Piyi,
never dare to jump anymore...
and they live happily ever after...
HOPEFULLY~
unless they decide to jump again..

The hard crying baby



his name is IMTIYAS [i spell it my way]
just 4 months old...
his hair is like a BALDU
his eyes so BULAT
his skin is soooo PUTIH
his cheek so GEBU
his forehead si LUAS
he can hardly cry...
and he is so cute~

My new haircut



my hair~~!!
mak yg potong rambut aku...
erm...
xde la pendek pun..
ala2 cam fara fauzana..
tp rase cam potong pendek agi..
ngeee~

Thursday, June 12, 2008

Interview vs Temuduga

ape beza??
ade ar..
satu english...
dan lg satu tu melayu..
kan beza tu?

11th June 2008

interview at dell...
cyberjaya gitu..
my dream job place..
i thought i knew the place...
but i lost twice..
shit~
from cyberjaya..
to putrajaya..
and back to cyberjaya..
is it a sign?
hurm~
the working environment is really cool..
love it..
the people are damn peramah...
from the guard, receptionist
until the interviewer...
they all are nice..
then i met one friend at the guard..
she introduce herself as fiza..
i was thot that she know my name..
then i realize that we got the same name..
what a coincidence..
to make it short...
this is the interview session that i ever went,
that have many interviewee attended...
hell no~
there are about more than 40..
they divide us into 2 group..[i was in 2nd]
then after the 1st grup briefing..
a lot of them just Blah~
quite wondering..
then its our turn..
they explain about the job...
and the allowance given..
for me it was ok...
in grup aku also ramai yg Blah..
ade la tinggal dlm separuh jek...
rupenye maybe the allowance too little..
fuh demand giler dorg...
tp seriusly,
its not easy to get this opportunity...
dell maa~
pastu aku kena wat english test..
thank God it easy..
then sorg2 akan dipanggil tuk interview...
aku kena ngn encik Aminudin...
aku rase cam chances tuk dpt tu kureng...
erm...
ntah la..
Tuhan lebih mengetahuinya~




12th June 2008

another interview at JF Apex Securities Berhad...
this one kat kajang jek..
dekat sey~
kalu dpt mmg heaven...
working environment dia pun ok..
cume rata2 pekerja dia..
india cine india cine..
melayu ade tp xramai...
dh mmg company cine pun..
preferred language kt job ads tu pun nak chinese...
yg interview dia pun lelaki chinese..
dh tua ar..dimane aku leh gelarkan dia Uncle..
dia cam ala2 uncle dlm iklan maxis tu..
mr bombastik mr lobaloba~~
sebijik ar...ahhaa...
dia suker bercerita..
dia bebel la pasal keja kt apex..
cakap dia pun slow jek..
cume dia sedarkan aku yg keja ni bukan mudah..
dia siap bg advice agi..
kalu dpt keja kt sini...
keja tuk dpt kan experience..
then carik keja len yg lebih tinggi gaji..
sbb that time dh ade experience keja kt Apex..
dia mmg suke bg nasihat la aku rase..
bagus tul uncle ni..
as conclusion,
dapat kt Apex ni pun best gak...
tp entah la..
Tuhan lebih mengetahuinya..
ngee~

Wednesday, June 11, 2008

Cosmopoint

10th June 2008

got an interview at cosmopoint
wake up so damn early...
antar apip gi school la pe lgk...
then pastu aku siap2..
ready for the interview..
park car at Bukit Jalil...
have to pay RM2 for the car park...
then went to cosmopoint
by STAR LRT...
from bukit jalil to Sultan Ismail...
which cost me RM1.90...
erm, I think no matter how far you go..
they still charge u the same amount...
fuh, thank God I'm not lost..ngee~
while entering the building...
straight gi kt receptionist tu...
warghh~
xmenahan...
receptionist india tu sgt berlagak..
rase cam nk lenyek2 muke dia...
ngahhaha...
thank God..akak melayu kt sebelah tu ok...
pastu kena isik form..
lepas isik form...
all the interviewee been placed into a meeting room..
there are about 6girls and 4boys...
and why?why?
they separate me from the other girls...
which make me in a same row with the other boys...
because they want to make in a group of 5..
but ade hikmah gak...
then, they give us 3 test..
1. Computer test - easy peasy ma~
2. Aplitude test - damn hard, koyak pala hotak
3. Java test - shitt tutttt~~ like tuttt~~
after that they do one-by-one interview...
I thought the interviewer will call us to another room..
but the hell~
they conduct the interview in front the others participants...
i can see all the other face was like scared to hell..
ahahha [me also lor]
this is the hikmah i think..
where i only need to face all the girl face..
rather than the boys face...
wakkakak...
ade sorg mamat tu cam physcho..
org ngah cakap..dia dok tengok jek..
kalu aku mampus gugup...
seb bek aku x ngadap dia..
then at the end...
encik interviewer tu bitau..
that all of us manage to get to 2nd interview...
huh?
what the hell?
i think i'm not deserve it..
because i have the feeling la...
like the interviewer dont like me..
because mase interview tu dia tanye skit jek...
plus aku xde SPM...
looks like this is my kelemahan...
tp xke dia menyusahkan aku...
maybe xnak aku malu kot..
cis...
bitau je ar..uwaaa~~~
last2 cumer tinggal 3org jek dlm bilik tu..
aku dan lagi 2 org laki..[chinese n malay]
sbb kitorg xsiap agi test tu..
susah woo..
seb baek dorg bg jek kitorg siapkan...
pastu kami bertiga pun berbual sat..
konon cam nk tiru ar..
tp siap toleh kiri kanan..
ahahha
lawak2..
mane x nye bilik tu ade cermin..
org luar nampak dlm...
huh~~
done it at 1.30pm..
kaki terkedek2 jalan..
sbb dh melecet...
tp pura2 cool jek...
ahhaha
cam banggang...
pastu kt lrt, jumpe ngan budak cine tu agi..
eh ade name ar dia..
luper nk kenal kan..
name dia Jason..[specky]
serupa cam Andy..
cume Jason ni agak chubby skit..
berbual ngan dia cam dh kenal lame jek..
maybe sbb aku bayangkn dia cam Andy kot..
ahhahaha
so for the next 2nd interview is next week..
dont know when..
but they will call for conformation..
fuh~
there it goes~
done for today interview...

Life at the KAMPONG

5th June 2008
Just arrive at Kampong~




6th June 2008

.: Kami main Bola Sepak..berpeluh-peluh..huh~ :.


.: this is pokok mase aku n wanie kecik2 dulu,
ade pondok atas pokok ni...main panjat2...
tp telah ditebang..uwaaa~~ :.


.: uit munyit~~!! turun nyet~~!!..ngahahha :.


.: rajin kami membersihkan pokok durian tu,
asalnye bawah pokok tu penuh ngan kulit kelapa,
mmg xsedap mate memandang ar..
tp kami sedaya upaya kasik bersih itu sampah..
huhu... :.


.: mak haku yg sangat besh :.


.: Pakcik Alok..pakar air sirap bandung n sotong goreng :.


.: Mak Intan, dia la tukang masak, dia la organizer,
dia la wedding planner, dia la segalanye..
serba serbi woo :.


.: Irin..anak pakcik hisyam..mate besau,pipi terlondeh..grrr :.


.: mesyuarat board director of syarikat SENGAL :.


.: dah cam warong kopi aku tgk..uhuhu :.


.: Ikmal a.k.a ACHIK yg sentiase hang out ngn aku n wanie,
huh lawak tul, pemikiran dia cam budak besar :.


.: Zulhelmi a.k.a ELMY..dia dh besar dan pipi terlondeh,
sgt comey and sweet punye budak :.


.: Haiqal a.k.a MAMAT TONGEK, panggilan glamour tu,
ahahaha...dh besar panjang dh budak ni...
yg si kecik tu lak, NURIN FARAH NAJIHA a.k.a Abby,
name skit punye panjang..ngee :.


.: Syazwan a.k.a IWAN..suke sakat org cam bapak dia gak,
dia kate malam td aku ngigau...sengal punye budak :.


.: wanie ngn haku lepas majlis tahlil :.


7th June 2008


.: Pakcik SABRI n RAFEZAH..inila pengantin nye.. :.


.: Pakcik Ajis yg suke menyakat aku mase kecik,
time dh besar ni kureng ar..uhuhu..
sbb dia ade banyak mangse baru :.


.: Noor Hairina [betul ke eja name dia?]
dan emaknye BUSU aku... :.


.: Mak Nor - the profesional tukang masak..ngee :.


.: From left: Mak aku, Makcik Murni and Mokda
baju sedondon..bley buat grup nasyid..ngahaha :.


.: Apip dan Ayit...warghh, air tu sedap..
tertibe terliur ni..glurpp~~
luper nk amik gambar
budak2 genit yg rajin rewang mase ni..
kiut miut sumernye :.


.: wanie dan aku mase majlis kawen :.

the conclusion is happy sangat2 sbb dapat kumpul sedara ramai2..ntah biler lagik leh kumpul ramai2 camni agi..pastu malam2 sumer lepak sesame, berbual2 kongsi citer, lepas geram, sumer menda kuar, munyit ar, tiger ar..ahhaha..tiger?? ngaummm~~
gambar2 kt atas ni only small part of us...ade ramai yg xde dlm gambar..rase sayang lak xamik gambar sumer..tp disbbkan aku xbawak charger henset so kena save batery henset,amik gambar pun sekejap2 jek...huhu